10 People I'd like to Punch/B*tch Slap in the Face

Top 10 People I Would Like to Punch in the Face (or at least b*tch slap):

10. Amy Winehouse – It’s not her voice that’s irritating, it is the image she presents of herself. Murder that beehive, get a stylist/makeup artist, use Invisalign, take a bath and lay off the drugs and alcohol! I’m so tired of hearing about her latest breakdown that I just feel like giving that girl a good slap across the face. Wake up!

09. Mike Myers – Austin Powers is an icon and Shrek was downright hilarious, but when is he going to stop acting like “Simple Jack”? Even when he is photographed out of character, he looks like he’s up to no good. Time to wipe that smug grin off his face!

08. Miley Cyrus – Give me a, “Hells yes!” if you’ve seen/heard enough about her. Ever since Disney dubbed her the “teen queen,” she has gone too far. She’s everywhere! Last night I saw a commercial for her new Max Azria clothing line at Walmart. I think it is time her 15 minutes were over. Someone needs to make her shut up because she’s not pretty and her voice is terrible. B*tch slapping time.

07. Rosie O’Donnell – I sincerely believe this woman needs to be punched in the face, preferably by one of the other ladies from the View. Now that would be good television!

06. Octomom – Now, I know it seems cruel to punch a lady who has 14 dependents and no income, on the face, but she really deserves it. I don’t care what anyone says about her exercising her right to have kids, purposely having that many babies at one time is so wrong. There is no way they are all going to get the love and attention, much less the camera time they deserve. It also seems unfair that she’s making money off of all of this. Boo to you, too Dr. Phil!

05. Donald Trump – If you only know DT from The Apprentice, you haven’t gotten the full flavor of who he is. The man is so cocky about how pseudo-rich and real estate savvy he is. The hairstyle—ugh! That’s the worst. If I can’t punch him in the face, can I at least shave his head and get him fitted for a toupee that fits?

04. Stupid Girls: Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Mischa Barton – Basically, they ruined their careers by getting drunk, going to rehab, learning absolutely nothing there and getting passed around by D-list celebs. I’m sick of these hos!

03. Tom Cruise – This man is by far the most condescending, self-centered, fake, pompous bastard that I’ve ever heard of. The jumping on the couch incident was so ridiculous. If he’s not a case of Napoleon complex, then I don’t know who is.

02. Vanessa Hudgens – I detest High School Musical. The first movie wasn’t so bad, but the fact that the media started labeling them the next generation of A-list celebrities was so outrageous. Vanessa is particularly annoying to me because of the whole “naked pictures” thing. She’s not even that hot, she can’t act and her voice is too weak for her to ever be a superstar. On top of it all, she’s dumb. I don’t care who you think is the dumbest celeb because this girl beats them all! I just wish she would calm the F down and stop milking her HSM success.

01. Jack Black – I liked “Shallow Hal” and “School of Rock,” but “Year One” and “Nacho Libre” were so stupid! The guy seriously needs to lose weight before he ends up like John Candy. If I have to watch him dance around in his underwear one more time, I’m gonna die. The only thing about punching him in the face is that I’m not sure if he’ll take it seriously…when does he ever take anything seriously?? So annoying.